VonCrown: *Ahem* I have to have slight issue with this, as I believe I recall hearing that male dolphins cum with the force of a shotgun blast. Or I'm crazy. Or there's a secret government conspiracy to fill me head with ridiculous bullshit.
Scrawl: ....Don't worry.....a whole lot of secret governments have been destroyed thanks to them trying to fill my head with bullshit. And...i guess that what you said was true....seem to have read that somewhere from a library in a book concerning reproduction....
Living With The Dead: Actually yes. I remember reading that this guy always goes to some beach and has sex with the dolphins. When he gets a female all is well but if he gets a male there is nothing to do but pleasure it lest you loose the trust of the dolphins. He also suggested that any girls or, ehem, guys, looking to give a blowjob or sex being regular or anal, should think again because the dick of a dolphin can be like 12-14 inches and does have a VERY strong, um, blast. And on this note, did you know that a male human having sex with a female dolphin, she will time her orgasm EXACTLY with the guy's?
Living With The Dead: And to me it looks like the dolphin in this picture is female, or do male dolphins' dicks slide out of a hole that looks like a vag?
Hypotoad: So I was listening to an interview the other day and there was a eeasearcher who was trying to teach dolphins to talk like humans by interacting with them all the time. The dolphin kept getting distracted by its new found sexual maturity so she would fuck it every day so that it would focus better on her lessons
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*innocent smile*
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Good lord, what *is* the site coming to?
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throughout the water yet
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