sacrificed: *walks up*
HEY EVERYONE! THERES A JEALOUS DRAGON OVER THERE. WHY NOT PAY HIM A VISIT AND LEAVE DRAGO AND I TOGETHER?
*pats Drago's chest and puts on collar*
Are you ready for me?
Krakken: *unchains self and begins digging through the trash for the camera I threw earlier, only to find the trash had been taken by the garbage truck*
well, shoot.
Drago: *studies the collar* very nice, but I make a bit more than several thousand a month and I already belong to somebody. No amount will stop my loyalty. *looks at the line, starts filling out orders* this is just for leisure and care for the community >.>
Gaius: Wow drago never new you where a man for community service...when your done with this service we have some city garbage you can help dispose of ^.^....(insert evil smile here)
Krakken: *garbage dump looks like a pacman game with trash as the pellets*
*does lame imitation of the pac-man intro thing*
*eats trash*
*with mouth full* and the best part is- *swallows* that it gets turned into my well-known toxic ink! :D
Fishsticks: Wait!!! I just managed to customize another Umbrella to fit your needs if you're looking to avoid dragons!!!
They also exist for other functions such as repelling Krakens, werewolves and large creatures i can't be bothered to name....sadly, i haven't created one that repels tentacle creatures.
Selling now at 69.90 only at Fishstick's Umbrellas. Available in different colours. Buy the whole set for only 167.80 and enjoy a trip to Tahiti, along with partial protection from random creatures!
Drago: If you thought about it a little longer, nobody would buy the dragon repelling ones, but everything else, that is what I intended. Im going to break down every single joke for you krakken from now on.
Fishsticks: AHHHH!!!!! My umbrellas!!!!
Don't worry. Got my blue prints right....*drops blueprints into fire*.....not here.
I"M RUINED!!!!!!!
Maybe i should pursue drama as a career, instead.......
Shandrial: ok I'll put up a lil resistance so it feels like rape, only problem is I already have a collar on, a heavy chain attached to it, and dripping with excitement - so you cant hardly call it rape.
Drago: Indeed, but then again it is more stimulating when the eggs exit the host, plus you would have to be taken multiple times in order the eggs to develop in the first place..
Krakken: eh, I guess......
but I just HATE it when people upstage me!
and besides, quite lately, my powers have withered down to almost none.
*tries to make a boulder appear, a pebble appears*
Drago: *chuckles* Krakken has made many more comments that involve raping things than I, also my mistake, i read somewhere you're a guy not a catgirl, sorry. ^ ^"
pierape: *pouts and flails arms*
at least he`s not bwig and scawy like yous!
he`s big, but it`s like girls wanna let him rape them!
so nya~!
*pouts*
meh not girl... meh just short...
waaaah!!
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I would say so....
*raises a white flag*
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Thanks for the pic ^.^
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*locks self up*
I am going to regret this....
HEY EVERYONE! THERES A JEALOUS DRAGON OVER THERE. WHY NOT PAY HIM A VISIT AND LEAVE DRAGO AND I TOGETHER?
*pats Drago's chest and puts on collar*
Are you ready for me?
well, shoot.
or get in the line like everyone else ^ ^;
*sees a line of 3,827 people leading from the mountains to a desk with some reptilian creature manning it*
oh....
*points at a line of 2 people at a desk manned by an orc*
"sorry, I bought this desk."
*now I have you to myself.
*butts in line*
hey look! Im first! ^.^
*finds the garbage*
.....
*eats*
*eyes loom over sacrificed* so you have a thing for dragons?
*does lame imitation of the pac-man intro thing*
*eats trash*
*with mouth full* and the best part is- *swallows* that it gets turned into my well-known toxic ink! :D
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eueueueueu WOP WOP
*has an extra life, runs like heck out of the dump before Bi can get me again*
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I have more of a thing for dragons *holds up a nice pretty red dragon sculpture for ya. (actually have 46 dragon sculptures in my house)
And look I come with my own collar and leash *purrs
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They also exist for other functions such as repelling Krakens, werewolves and large creatures i can't be bothered to name....sadly, i haven't created one that repels tentacle creatures.
Selling now at 69.90 only at Fishstick's Umbrellas. Available in different colours. Buy the whole set for only 167.80 and enjoy a trip to Tahiti, along with partial protection from random creatures!
Drama is so infuriating.
*throws all the umbrellas into a fire*
what I was going to say:
"excuse my bluntness"
anyway, I guess not, but who would want to carry around THAT MANY umbrellas?
Don't worry. Got my blue prints right....*drops blueprints into fire*.....not here.
I"M RUINED!!!!!!!
Maybe i should pursue drama as a career, instead.......
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Seeing that much cum in the pic under the elf though I can only imagine the sensation. Yummy
it seems that no-one here is one that would like ovi.... :(
C'MON, PEOPLE! DOES ANYBODY LIKE THE MUTANT SQUID?
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you do?
:D
<3 <3 <3
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http://www.tentaclerape.net/imageboard/index.php?q=/post/view/3254
Now back to the dragon cause well dragons are awesome. (chinesee zodiac sign is of the Dragon)
*facetentacle*
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but I just HATE it when people upstage me!
and besides, quite lately, my powers have withered down to almost none.
*tries to make a boulder appear, a pebble appears*
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Multiple times to be taken Check,
Eggs have to be inserted which can feel good Check,
Dragon wins
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darn dragon...... if this picture had a squid instead of a dragon raping the elf, I would win, I swear.
dragons scary...
dont do that!
you never hit a lady unless she hits you!
its like, a law!
*puzzled look as the catgirl glomps the other catgirl* I am not scary
*points at drago*
it`s pedodragon!
at least he`s not bwig and scawy like yous!
he`s big, but it`s like girls wanna let him rape them!
so nya~!
*pouts*
meh not girl... meh just short...
waaaah!!
its okay! I know dragons in general are scary, but Drago isnt! hes the #2 nicest Dragon that I know!
who`s numbah one nya~?
nya~ same name as pie~kun`s cousin!
she pervy!lshe wuvs tentacle rape! :D
I dont need any more competition!
nyahahaha~~!
krakken~kun and drago~kun funny!
chuuuu~~~!!
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luvin teh comments krakken
LOL wutz crackin',krakken?
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