DrNumaNuma: These nubile vixens are still in the testing phases. If you want an early crack at one, you'll need to sign an insurance waver and take a few tests. *takes out a rubber glove and a bottle of lube*
DrNumaNuma: 5 years at Sega (Pre Dreamcast)
1 year at Sega (Post Dreamcast)
3 years as a bartender in Madison
1 year as a janitor in Taco Bell
3 years as senior assistant at T.E.S.T.
4 years in the Sega Black Ops. Division
2 years at G.E.G.S. (Genetic Engineering and Gene Splicing)
15 hours as a doctor and scientist at Tentaclerape.net
Krakken: no, I dont drink, has REALLY bad effects on me, last time I drunk, I sunk atlantis.
now like I was saying.....
ALL T.E.S.T. WORKERS MUST DIE!
*begins walking towards Dr. Numa occasionally twitching paired with a "Bzzap" noise*
Krakken: *managing to escape the building from the other side, I raise my fist to the sky*
I SHALL GET YOU ONE DAY, DOCTOR, I SHALL GET YOU AND DESTROY YOU FOR WHAT T.E.S.T. DID TO ME!
Krakken: I never "took" the job, I was FORCED INTO IT WHILE I WAS STILL A NORMAL SQUID!
thats why I want to destroy everyone who has ever worked at T.E.S.T. and save the people who were forced to be put through it. so I never killed subject 1756, at least not on purpose.
DrNumaNuma: *has escaped, but left cell phone behind* I was not present at the time of Subject 1765 or 153. 153's creation and 1765's death was not my doing.
Krakken: I belive I am #3892.
the way I know?
*holds out tongue to show a branding-iron type imprint of "3892"*
and I also clearly remember you, DrNumaNuma, now that I think.....
but who was 153?
and yes, I do remember 1765......
nice girl she was, crying shame she got turned into an ogre.
Krakken: but wait......
pierape is "false face", the shape shifter... taht must mean his clone can shange too......
AHA!
*points at Dr. Numa*
YOU ARE #153! THE FAKE PIERAPE!
No, the original pierape was raped in the American Pie movie.
Subject 002 is DotT, dubbed 'the Godfather' as he is one of the oldest experiments. I came to the scene at the time of Subject 106, dubbed 'Saint Michael' but you may know the name better as church.
Subject 153 was created specifically to kill me, as I was discovering too much of what was going on. He was too violent, and killed Subject 1765. His memory was erased, and thus his knowledge of me and of T.E.S.T. If he ever retains his memory and power, we are all doomed.
*dramatically poses* YOU Krakken were the experiment to see if I could successfully recreate the power of Subject 153. Your power is reduced, to keep you under control, but it is stable. So yes Krakken, I am the cause of your transformation!
Krakken: *shocked look*
bu- wha- who-
IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE! MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE- *loud whirring noise followed by me eploding and squid guts ending up everywhere*
Krakken: *all the squid guts reform to make me again*
so wait......
I am the reincarnation of one of the most powerful beings in the universe, and Pierape has a clone......
I get it now.......
okay, listen.......
I have a brother, just an innocent little squid.....
he was taken away......
My brother must be #153.......
DrNumaNuma: You didn't know what happened, did you?
After Subject 153 was lobotomized, I was tasked to "salvage" what I could. T.E.S.T. wasn't aware I was on to them, so I played along. With a fraction of the DNA, I began to recreate 153's power in yourself and your brother.
Your body accepted the change, but your mind was damaged. The opposite happened to your brother. Because you were more stable, I harvested his mind in order to increase your intellect. The process was more successful than I had anticipated. You broke out of confinement and tried to kill me, so I had subject 001 distract you while 419 subdued you. I lobotomized you myself and had you dumped into the ocean. I suspected the salt water would reduce whatever intelligence you had left, but it appears that it increased it enough for you to self sustain
havetentacleswillfuck: I'm just sitting here wondering with all these women around here wanting and needing every hole filled to the brim, you guys are fighting with each other. There's plenty to go around my friends! I don't understand. *walks away
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*snorts contemptuously*
Don't be ridiculous!
hey, Dr.NumaNuma, have you ever worked at a lab called "T.E.S.T."?
may I see your jobs history? :3
1 year at Sega (Post Dreamcast)
3 years as a bartender in Madison
1 year as a janitor in Taco Bell
3 years as senior assistant at T.E.S.T.
4 years in the Sega Black Ops. Division
2 years at G.E.G.S. (Genetic Engineering and Gene Splicing)
15 hours as a doctor and scientist at Tentaclerape.net
*gets out a knife*
ALL T.E.S.T. WORKERS MUST DIE!!!!!!
now like I was saying.....
ALL T.E.S.T. WORKERS MUST DIE!
*begins walking towards Dr. Numa occasionally twitching paired with a "Bzzap" noise*
I SHALL GET YOU ONE DAY, DOCTOR, I SHALL GET YOU AND DESTROY YOU FOR WHAT T.E.S.T. DID TO ME!
*laughs as I make my escape*
thats why I want to destroy everyone who has ever worked at T.E.S.T. and save the people who were forced to be put through it. so I never killed subject 1756, at least not on purpose.
the way I know?
*holds out tongue to show a branding-iron type imprint of "3892"*
and I also clearly remember you, DrNumaNuma, now that I think.....
but who was 153?
and yes, I do remember 1765......
nice girl she was, crying shame she got turned into an ogre.
meh was 153 desu~!
meh was a success!
meh volunteered because they offered meh candy desu~!
not telling desu~...
saying that, I think I know......
lemme guess, if you werent wearing pants, we would all be able to see.
(seriously, that was the response I was expecting :P)
It is good... he is the only one here capable of killing me...
"was not around at 153's creation or 1765's death..."
I am guessing that 153 was the one to kill 1765...
odd... but im 15-
*memories flash revealing my `original` body split in two beings*
I KNOW NOW!
153 IS THE OTHER PIERAPE!
this is the real one *points*, #417. the FAKE is #153! it all makes sense!
pierape is "false face", the shape shifter... taht must mean his clone can shange too......
AHA!
*points at Dr. Numa*
YOU ARE #153! THE FAKE PIERAPE!
No, the original pierape was raped in the American Pie movie.
Subject 002 is DotT, dubbed 'the Godfather' as he is one of the oldest experiments. I came to the scene at the time of Subject 106, dubbed 'Saint Michael' but you may know the name better as church.
Subject 153 was created specifically to kill me, as I was discovering too much of what was going on. He was too violent, and killed Subject 1765. His memory was erased, and thus his knowledge of me and of T.E.S.T. If he ever retains his memory and power, we are all doomed.
*dramatically poses* YOU Krakken were the experiment to see if I could successfully recreate the power of Subject 153. Your power is reduced, to keep you under control, but it is stable. So yes Krakken, I am the cause of your transformation!
bu- wha- who-
IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE! MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE- *loud whirring noise followed by me eploding and squid guts ending up everywhere*
then... why am I so powerful desu~?
so wait......
I am the reincarnation of one of the most powerful beings in the universe, and Pierape has a clone......
I get it now.......
okay, listen.......
I have a brother, just an innocent little squid.....
he was taken away......
My brother must be #153.......
he always hated me.......
Doctor.......
if I have the powers of him.......
I wish to be your guardian.
After Subject 153 was lobotomized, I was tasked to "salvage" what I could. T.E.S.T. wasn't aware I was on to them, so I played along. With a fraction of the DNA, I began to recreate 153's power in yourself and your brother.
Your body accepted the change, but your mind was damaged. The opposite happened to your brother. Because you were more stable, I harvested his mind in order to increase your intellect. The process was more successful than I had anticipated. You broke out of confinement and tried to kill me, so I had subject 001 distract you while 419 subdued you. I lobotomized you myself and had you dumped into the ocean. I suspected the salt water would reduce whatever intelligence you had left, but it appears that it increased it enough for you to self sustain
so who is #001 or #149?
I dunno.
Im just no good at figuring stuff out..... D:
:D
as SOON as I can get back on the forums, I will make a thread.
DO NOT START IT WITHOUT ME!
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