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Hyacinth: Welcome to Dark Souls.

Azrael: quick, cut off the tail

Dulic: How about we shoot him in the head, and then fuck the girl in the pussy? :D

Azrael: that isn't how Dark Souls works :p

Dulic: Just kill the monster by any means and use the girl properly. :D

The monster would be much angered if we chopped off the tail.

Azrael: yes but if you chop off the tail you get the gargoyle axe

Dulic: You get the axe anyway: :D

Azrael: no no no :p

http://darksouls.wikidot.com/gargoyle-tail-axe

"Dropped from cutting off the tail of the first Bell Gargoyle in the Undead Parish."

Dulic: Stupid game rules.

Alright, cut off the tail, use the axe, and hit him in the head. :D

Azrael: ok

Dulic: Dont forget the girl. :D

Spoze: Forget the axe, I'm more of a halberd guy. Where did he put it?

Azrael: bastard sword and shield for me. so excited for 3, got it pre-paid and everything.

Spoze: Damn. I guess I'll get it in a few months or something. I blew my spending money on XCOM2.

That being said, I never managed to finish the first Dark Souls. My other machine died right after I beat Manus (what a jerk) and now the save file is gone. Maybe I'll get around to it someday.

Hey, how important is it that we keep the conversation "on topic"?

Azrael: I don't mind too much, makes a change from the 'that's me' posts :p

Spoze: Heh... yeah... *twitch*

Azrael: hmmmm?

Spoze: I'm not exactly a fan of those either. Anyway...

Azrael: they are ok in moderation

SaraSummers: resist....urge....to comment on.....every photo.....

Dulic: they are OK for women though :D This site wouldnt be the same without their kinky comments.

Azrael: no no, this is an equal opportunities site for men and women to comment. just so long as it isn't the exact same comment on every image. all things in moderation.

Dulic: But women are allowed to go to extremes :) Hahaah

Spoze: You weren't here about six months ago, Dulic. It was pretty bad.

Dulic: Please show me I am curious :)