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Explodingcoconut: some poeple have vouched for eggs during masturbation, I've not tried it...so does anyone think it is worth it?

Marcas McCloud: Though i have not tried it, I've heard too many horror stories about the egg shells breaking inside, so boil them first.

Saru: Use hard boiled eggs...they stay nice and slippery for easy...uh...release? extraction?? whatever you wanna call it, they just pop right out, really...

also, you can find eggs made of plastic, silicone & even glass/crystal...in case you didn't want to eat the hard boiled ones ;) I've got a lovely one made of sodalite....uh...shutting up now >///>

pierape: No, no. Continue your story saru~chan. ;)

God: Lol, that would suck to have the shell break in you.

neo: so evry one here is gay?

Saru: neo, pardon me, but...what the fuck are you talking about?? I'm a straight female, thanks...

Hax: Um...there are a great deal of people on this site. Some are gay. Some are Bi. Some are straight. Don't simply assume based on the comments posted that everyone here is A) Male or B) Gay.

Saru: oh, and for the record, straight females like to see dick just as much as gay men, bisexual people, and everything else in between :p

Ghost of Berserkas: Explodingcoconut, you should ask FillMeUp about that. I remember her posting something about that...

The Condor: Now there is a girl who knows exactly how good she has it.

Explodingcoconut: I seem to remember a comment about it but i cannot find where it was.

Gelatinous: Hax, there's actually some girls on this site. They're into this stuff too :P

Shandrial: I personally have several gel eggs and love them. My lover got me some of the vibrating eggs as well and those have been a god sent item. =)
Anywho enjoy them and if you do prefer real eggs please do your self a favor and hard boil them...

Randomness: I just totally imagined eggs cracking when you stuck them in Shan. D:

Shandrial: I was smart never had it happen to me but have seen the effects of that with other people.

Shandrial: Saru, after you stated you had a sodalite egg, I went out and bought a dozen of them. OMG their wonderful. I keep them in a lil bowl under one of my Huge dragon figurines on the head board of my bed so my other half's (her) kids dont start to wonder.

Saru: Shandrial, crystal eggs are lovely. Nice and hard, and they often come in different sizes. Put enough in you and you really feel "full". The only complaint I ever had was the cold, b/c they are stone. But, they warm up nicely within the body. And if it's really an issue, you could always toss a towel in the drier, and then wrap the eggs up in it to warm them. :)

FillMeUp: I want to try it but never had a chance... the thing I'd be worried about about putting a load of fake ones inside is getting them out again. I'm a bisexual female. I also really like dogs, and I want to try that too, but that's a harder issue to get to :/

Randomness: I think I'll make a business selling warming, vibrating egg things

Saru: FillMeUp, it's not like they're going to get lost in there. Your vaginal canal is only so long. Using crystal ones would actually benefit you b/c they are so heavy...a couple of jumps up and down and they'd practically fall out of you from their weight alone. :D

DrNumaNuma: It would be very awkward if the spouse/significant other walked in when the egg popped out. And Hilarious.

Saru: Well, honestly, the muscles inside are enough to push the egg out...but, when it doubt, shake it out! hahahaha...

FillMeUp: I'm also still a virgin ^^;

Ghost of Berserkas: well, that last bit definitely was unexpected.

Shandrial: The lady at the local earth gifts type shop was really looking at me oddly when I bought them all.

The ones I got are about the size of normal store bought eggs so I can only fit about 4 in me, my lover says she wants to fit all 12 in me and started looking at my ass. And ya the PC muscle is well strong enough to force the first one you put in out very easily.

FillMeUp - as far as dogs go thats not a hard issue but being a virgin it may be due to size compatability and having several hours of uninterrupted privacy.

I would suggest going with a medium size like a lab or retriever or something. I was forced with a German Sheppard my first time and well it became enjoyable after a while but for the first good 30 minutes of being held down and just forced to take it was almost a bit much. She was mu first lesbian lover and really opened my eyes to a lot of stuff.

Shandrial: Oh and FillMeUp feel free to PM me on the forms if you have any questions.

FillMeUp: Will do :o

pierape: Does anyone else see why I love the enthusiasm from the women in this site? Anyone?

Thats wat she said: ROFL aw man i just read this whole convo and this egg thing has me all worked up aw man females kik ass and i think ill go get those eggs now >3>

FillMeUp: It just keeps slipping out. Pff.q

pierape: Awww... poor FillMeUp... :)

Explodingcoconut: thank you for all the imput, but there's just one detail. Do I peel the hardboiled egg or not?

Randomness: I'd assume yes. If it cracked from you constricting your vagina that would probably hurt like a bitch

Saru: yes, you peel the hard boiled egg...why on earth would you leave the shell on? a hard boiled egg is quite slippery and nice ;)

Randomness: Time to deliver some rotten eggs to Shan

Hax: To Gelatinous, that's exactly what I was saying in my post, so I don't know where you were going with that.

Randomness: Maybe he misunderstood you?

Explodingcoconut: how would I prevent them from getting stuck, if I were to put them into my ass as well for even fuller feeling? (and i wish i knew that before i tried, it took over half an hour to get it out. I feel like an idiot.)

Trance: first comment on the board: i want some eggs now...

Wulf: Good place to start.

Trance: Thanks =^_^=

Wulf: My pleasure. Now, allow me to assist you...
*Slowly brings the paw that he had behind his back into view, revealing...a carton of eggs, free-range, of course*
^w^

Saru: Explodingcoconut...if you want to put them in your ass, you will need to get the fake kind w/the string attached...If you want a "do it yourself" version, wait for easter, buy up a crapload of plastic eggs, get some fishing line & string them all together...oh, & I wouldn't go for more than 2-3 eggs...3 is kinda pushing it...

Saru: come to think of it, you might be able to find something comparable at a crafts store...also, if you're using plastic, you'll want to consider them "single use only"...think of where you are putting them...heh

Trance: Aww! That is so sweet Wulf! *Promptly sets them to boil, wiggling in anticipation*

Saru, I bet you'd make awesome (and thoughtful) gift baskets.

Hax: Just imagine the manager of said crafts store, wondering why the same few people are buying so many eggs every day.

Saru: hahaha...hey, I'm just trying to be helpful here ;) I certainly wouldn't want to try to get a real egg out of my ass

Gaius: Fun trips to the ER, normally they would do that with seniors and it to remove stuff that should be there so young adult female with plastic up her behind would be new but the method would be the same.

They'll give light drugs hopefully and you know the fun fun speculum you get from you OBGM well they use that on your ass instead and then use a very long pair of twisers to pull out the object. Then they will get a colon cam shove it up you to check around to make sure you didn't damage your intestinal lining. Have fun with your ass but not too much reason why only 3 eggs? any more and you can possible damage that sensitive lining.

Shandrial: ER visits are bad enough to have them take out something that gives them water cooler humor to talk about is even worse.

Eggs preferably if you want real do hard boiled and shell them completely. However if you prefer or wish to also put them in your ass I say use either the plastic vibrating eggs that you get at the local sex store due to they do have a cord attached for extraction. Or you can get the egg shaped anal beads (have 3 sets of them). Recently though I have been loving the sodalite eggs recently vaginally and using my other eggs in other areas. Makes for a very full feeling when you have 4 front side and then more back side. And yes some times they can take a lil effort to get out but that can be fun to in a way as long as its not hours to get them out cause then I tend to get a lil worried.

FillMeUp: I have one little Fire Opal egg I'm experimenting with.

The Condor: This could lead to an interesting situation the the OB GYN. "lets see here, wtf. eggs? ma'am?"

pierape: *Has fell in love with all the girls experimenting with the eggs* <3

God: Me too >.>

Shandrial: Experimenting is fun.

The Condor: Now Shan, dont forget that in experiments, you have to record your process very detailed so that your findings can be...repeated by others

Saru: Without experimentation, life would be dull, indeed. ;)

Shandrial: LOL, Im sure others will just end up asking me and I have an eidetic memory to recap it to them, I just cant spell for shit. But heres the process; 1 part fearless, 1 part unsure, 2 parts crazy enough to do it no matter what.

=)

Shandrial: Oh and these have been some interesting discussions with my OB-GYN, who turns out shes a freak to so its all good.

FillMeUp: Shan, how do you go about getting the dog to actually ... do you? XD

Shandrial: FillMeUp - PM me on the forms hon, I dont think others want to hear all the details involved. =)

Millia: Sure we do >.>

BIG John: i do

FillMeUp: XD That;s the responce I thought I'd get. LOL. Ok.

Shandrial: I'm sorry just dont want to be to graphic and risk getting things misconstrued.

Shandrial: Cause you know everyone else has to put in their 2 cents worth.

Ktrll: akward................

Makayla: hi shan, i'm new and a virgin (like fillmeup) and I need advice... can I pm u?

Filler: Will be great to have eggs to deposit in a womb, with a big load of cum. What do you think???

Makayla: Yessss!! ^_^ *blush*

Filler: Es lo que quiero hacer contigo, precious Maky...

jackass666: Everyone here seems to be just crazy abt eggs...its perfect...i've tried a few ones myself...the biggest one was made of rubber...oh i underwent a mini labour getting it out...awsome...