Dragonriders_of_pern anal dragon rape suspension uncensored

OrcMaster: Oh, she's dragonriding alright. >:3

horny123: that's what happens if your a girl and you have a male dragon

Drago: Who else wants to ride the dragon? just one virgin steak :3

FillMeUp: What if the gir's a virgin? Will that help?
And not up the arse, please.

Drago: If the girl is a virgin, then I pay you.

FillMeUp: As in, no virgin steak, just a virgin.

Myself, possibly.

Krakken: *falls from the ceiling into a below pool*
DARN PORTAL!
anyway...
did I hear someone say steak? :)

CheeseCake: Look, it's a new method of riding dragons, ensures that you don't fall off no matter the turbulence.

NumaYey: Ride me please lol

Shryxer: And they said Ruth was a sexless runt. Lookit him now! :D

Torture: soooooo, what if yur a guy...with a girl dragon?

Drago: It would be a dream come true *wistful sigh*

Krakken: and I wish for a fish that wont run away every single day.

Wulf: If you were a humanoid male with a draconic mistress, well, I doubt that you could really satisfy her. That is to say, if you take into account the volume of net cock and the assumption that viable entry ports are to some kind of anatomical scale.

Torture: *blinks* ahh the science! it hurts mah brain!

Drago: Indeed *longer drawn out sigh*

Wulf: It's not science. Just common sense.

Oh dear. Looks like I have upset someones fantasy *sad face*.

Torture: THATS RIGHT BITCH!

Drago: Give me a female dragon and no hard feelings.

Wulf: [standing on the edge of a cliff with his back to the precipice]

*snaps his fingers, claws connecting with a sharp click* *the sunlight dims as an enormous gust of wind swells up from the edge, knocking over all onlookers expect for Wulf himself* *a mighty black (female) drake rises up from the abyss, dark wings spread wide, maw open in a deafening roar, eyes and mouth glowing with a fearsome light* *landing next to an unflinching Wulf, she folds her wings and eyes Drago with curious, yet decidedly ancient eyes*

[the magnificent creature lowers her ornate crest down to Wulf's level, innocuous smoke from her nostrils curling outwards, eyes on Drago as Wulf runs a paw admiringly along the length of her impressive jaw]

What do you think? She owes me a favour from way back.

Drago: *after picking himself off the floor from the blast of wind, glomps both, all feelings of the hard type deminished to snuggly lurve*

Wulf: *picks himself up in the aftermath of Drago's enthusiasm* *smiles*

Glad you like her =3

Drago: *content with the dragon*
can't forget you either, swing by for a 'favour' ;3

Krakken: and why dont I get someone?
ah, well. I actually rather prefer catgirls.
*wanders in the direction of Shandrial*

Wulf: A favour for who, by whom?

*pets Krakken absently*

Drago: A favour for you from moi. *changes to his original dragon form* unless you don't want it..

Krakken: *purrs*

Wulf: Favour is rather ambiguous. Clarification for the obtuse?

Lich: Where is the fun in that?

Drago: *goes to speak, stops after lich reads his mind*

Krakken: so now, as well as being scary, Lich is psychic?
O_O
I need to be careful what I think about....

Wulf: *sigh*

Punch a pedantic. My fun is your hell.

Shandrial: This is what I deem as in flight service. Makes long flights fun, no risk of falling off.
*purchases a ticket for one trip around the world.

Drago: Who wants to ride the dragon, first class..
*flares his spines, expands his wings*

Shandrial: *holds up ticket. I have my safety collar on to be properly secured during flight.

Krakken: *safety collar = one of my tentacles, chopped off*
.....
I really wish that I hadnt mentioned that my tentacles will give an extremely hard grip when cut off.

Wulf: *gazes at Drago's display*

Well, you certainly got over my friend there quite quickly...

Drago: hm? *preps the fem dragon first*
Scaly before neko..y of course

Shandrial: * pouts.

But my ticket is dated before hers.

Krakken: ......
*looks at the two tickets, then gives them back*
I wish I could say the dragons ticket wasnt legit....

Drago: *flares up the spines on his back* There is more than one way to ride a dragon..

TentacleTron2000: Anyone wanna ride the MACHINE?!?

...
*crickets chirp*

Anyone...?

keren_sky: I guess not, huh?

Drago: *Grins, tail swishing* I should start a club..Drago Riders..

Ginger Ninja: got nice ring to it OR: Ginger... something-that-sounds-catchy